Why I have Eyebags.

This shit right here is my 3kg eyebags. T___T

Found this article here.

How to get rid of Eyebags?

• Try to avoid stress and get extra rest, especially during menstrual discomfort.
• Try eating turbanado, stevea, maple syrup, raw honey, agave nectar.
• Essential fatty acids
• Organic foods
• Flaxseed oil
• Whole grains, nuts and seeds.
• Drink plenty of warm water. Avoid ice cold and carbonated drinks.
• Avoid stimulants such as caffeine and alcohol.
• Add coconuts, raisins, papaya and sweet juicy fruits to your diet.
• Only take a moderate amount of sugar.
• Avoid red meat and heavy fried foods.

Hell to the yeah. I can't avoid stress, because I have a 9-6 job that apparently I hate. And I'm PMS-ing. I don't eat maple syrup or honey or whatever because it's simply too sweet. Fatty acids? WTH? Organic Food, people don't eat that for a reason, they're tasteless. Come on, are you kidding me? Flaxseed oil? Too lazy to find it. Whole grains takes me countless trips to the toilets. I LOVE ICE COLD DRINKS AND I HATE WARM WATER. I don't consume alcohol OR caffeine. Oh wait, Coke. Right. Sweet juicy fruits? They take me to the toilet, too. Sigh.. Sugar gets me high. Especially Lollipops. I Love red meat more than I love chicken and fish and lamb.

So, what the hell am I supposed to do now? GAH.

I'm ugly, please shoot me, I'm ugly.